Overheard Roundup.

I am exhausted today [I blame yesterday's elementary school classes] and sharing/propagating the viral humor makes me feel better. That is all.

Overheard Everywhere | In Every Job That Must Be Done, There Is an Element of Fun:

"Gay male flight attendant: If you'll be requiring wheelchair assistance when we get to Cleveland, please remain seated. Because, if you stand up, we'll assume you've been healed by the Holy Spirit and no longer need our help.
Passengers: (laughter)
Flight attendant: And please keep your seatbelts fastened until we've reached the gate and come to a complete stop.
(man in front row unbuckles his belt)
Flight attendant: Stop it, cheater!

Southwest Airlines Flight
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Erica"

Overheard in the Office | This Sort Of Thing Happens Before Lift-Off at NASA All the Time:

"Boss to office (about imminent website launch): Five minutes to go live!
Boss to sysadmin: Are you going to do anything?
Sysadmin to boss: I'm diabetic, I need a burrito.
Boss to office: Go live delayed for burrito.

Tucson, Arizona"