"...you know there's something wrong with this country when politicians think it's okay to hate on gays and non-believers in ads, as if their magic spirit guide, or whatever, blessed them with special a-hole privileges.
...gay and atheist Presidents didn't get us into the war in Iraq, the financial crisis or turn your mortgage into toilet paper. It took some god-fearing vagina penetrators to pull that off.
...maybe we should let Christians do what they do best - praying - which clearly doesn't work, and leave the governing to sodomites and infidels.
I'm a godless heathen and I approve this message."