I want to get old like this.

Overheard in New York | Nobody Respects a Wimpy Whiner, Y'know:

"Teen: I'll get us a cab.
Grandma: Let's just walk, it's only a few blocks from here.
Teen: Are you sure? What about your hip?
Grandma: Well, it hurts, dear, but I'm not going to be a pussy about it.

--57th St"