"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there."

"When I left, I joined the army, and when I took the service exam my psych profile fit a certain... moral flexibility would be the only way to describe it..."

Training.

4/29 - squats, situps
4/28 - bench, db rows, pushdowns, face pulls, curls, stretch/foam roll, pushups, bw row

Training.

4/26 - deadlifts, situps, speedbag, shadowbox, bridge, stretch/foam roll
4/25 - press, chins, pushdowns, facepulls, curls, wallstand, stretch/foam roll

Before/After 

"We had a little help."

X-Men: Apocalypse

Boom.

"In 1995..."

History marches on...
Hawaiian libertarian: GenX Vision 20/20: 

"In 1995, one could take a six-inch pocket knife onto an airplane. Airline employees had a sign with a posted ruler next to the check-in counter for which a passenger could open up the blade and measure to see if the blade was under the specified limit, before being allowed to board the aircraft. 

In 2005,  Government unionized mouth-breathing morons were confiscating knitting needles and nail clippers from Grandmas, and then submitting them to full body cavity searches to ensure that they were no longer a potential terrorist threat for trying to board an airplane with such dangerous weaponry. 

 In 2015, airline passengers are given only two choices before they are allowed to board an airplane. Gate rape by unionized perverts and deviants, or submit to back-scatter radiation scanning so that the TSA workers have nude images of their passengers of choice, to trade amongst themselves and later ogle with impunity."