"You are a terrible person to discuss personal problems with."

Ron Knows.

Ron still gets it.

The Continued Wisdom of Ron Swanson.

Your July 4th Weekend Celebration Post. Brought to you by Ron Swanson, great American.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

Ron Swanson, you will be missed.

 

More essential wisdom from Ron Swanson.

Ron Swanson - hero, champion, culinary genius.

Additionally, he also serves as my emotional guide stone.

Finally, you can further review the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, and some of his words of wisdom.

The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness *IS* Greatness.

The Wisdom of Ron Swanson - "I'm sorry. I can't hear hippies" - "If there's any unclaimed meat or cheese, I would like to claim it."

Though the best Ron Swanson quote remains -

"I did it because I hate bureaucracy.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room, at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke.

The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test.

And maybe some kind some kind of physical tournament. Like a decathlon. And women are brought to him.

Maybe.

When he desires them."