"I wish you well on your pursuit of being."

Most people will do almost anything to avoid cognitive dissonance.

Yes, you too. 

Rule # 16.

Anything obligatory is rarely worthwhile.

Rule # 15.

A cardinal mistake is taking your own limits as the limits of the world.

Rule # 14.

Nothing and no one is anything.

"Is" is a verbal construct bearing no witness to reality.

[For bonus points you can spot the logical fallacy in that last sentence.]

Rule # 13.

It is what you think it is. It isn't what you think it is.

Both of these are true. Dualisms aren't.

Rule # 12.

Never fall in love with your plan.

Rule # 11.

A subset of the - ubiquitous in the Marine Corps - quote "No plan survives initial contact with the enemy." Which Google tells me should actually be:

“Therefore no plan of operations extends with any certainty beyond the first contact with the main hostile force.”

- from Prussian Field Marshall Helmuth von Moltke in the mid-nineteenth century.

Regardless. Applies to everything. Plans don't mean anything.

Complaining comes from weakness.

Always. Rule # 10.

We are all. Free. To do. Whatever. We want. To do.*

[There will, of course, be consequences.]

Rule # 9.

*From Illusions, by Richard Bach.

Everyone dies alone.*

Rule # 8.

*Stolen from Whedon.

The world is your rorschach test.

Rule # 7.

Reality is a multiple choice question.

Rule # 6.

It's all relative.

Rule # 5.

Stop trying to hold on to things that aren't there anymore.

Rule # 4.

Your belief systems are how you bullshit yourself into thinking you know what's going on.

Be they political, religious, psychological or philosophical.

Belief systems are all B.S.

Rule # 3.

Believe nothing... consider everything.

Rule # 2.

You don't screw over the people you claim to care about.

Rule # 1.