"The Boner Theory of Economics also predicts that in the long run – perhaps in a few hundred years – the military will be 100% gay men. This is the best case scenario for taxpayers because it will keep down costs, and recruiting will be easy.
Recruiter: “We can’t afford to give you body armor, but you’ll be surrounded by young, vital men who are a long way from home. Would you like a tour of the showers?”
Recruit: “Yes, but I can’t stand up right away.”
During the transition to the future all-gay armed forces, things will be awkward for the career soldiers who are hanging in there for a pension. You’ll hear this sort of exchange when they finally retire:
Soldier: “I was deployed in the desert for three years.”
Friend: “Are you gay?”
Soldier: “No, but thank goodness the guy who shared my tent was."
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, has an interesting new theory.
The Dilbert Blog: The Boner Theory of Economics:
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