Thursday, February 15, 2007

Best Valentine's Day Story Ever.

Boing Boing: Report: woman ties up her Valentine, then drinks his blood:
"An NBC affiliate in Arizona is reporting that 23-year-old Tempe resident Tiffany Sutton 'tricked' a 43-year-old man 'with an offer of kinky sex,' but things quickly turned nonconsensual:
...after tying him up, police said, she pulled out a knife and cut the man on the leg. She then told him she likes to drink blood and proceeded to drink from his leg, officials said.'"
C'mon, what's a little blood if you're getting to hook up with a girl twenty years younger? Seems like a fair trade.

But now I've got a compelling urge to watch some Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Weird.

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