"Don't mince words," say the old people.

11AM That's My Time!

Old lady, told class would run late: I have to get home and toss my husband's salad!

Class erupts with laughter, and the boy next to her explains the innuendo.

Old lady: If I was going to lick his ass, I'd say so... But it isn't something I'd do before dinner.

CCSN campus
Las Vegas, Nevada

via Overheard in the Office, Dec 29, 2006