See Kev, you aspire to be a redneck, this is how you'll end up. Fair Warning.

Dilbert.com - DNRC:

"My Kentuckian sister-in-law's young daughter recently married a Mexican immigrant. They promptly had their first child. Sometime after the birth, a doctor walked into the recovering mom's hospital room and mentioned that the baby's white blood cell count was high. My sister-in-law asked, 'Does that mean she will be more white than Mexican?' This is a true story."