Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Indulge your Turkey Day Celebrations in the traditional ways...

...go next door and visit with your neighbors. Drop off some smallpox infected blankets, wait for them to die, move in and take all their stuff. It is the way of our ancestors.

Alternatively, take in & absorb the words of wisdom of Joss Whedon's BTVS:
Spike: I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.
Willow: Uh, the preferred term is...
Spike: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.




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