Some laugh inducing Texts From Last Night from the last couple days:
(250): Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
(626): Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
(785): Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
(813): People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
(631): She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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