That's good stuff.

Overheard in the Office | Abort Conversation! Abort Conversation!:

"Male employee #1: I am going out on a date tonight with a 4'11' Filipina. She runs triathlons.
Male employee #2: That's short. You know, her head will be at about your stomach.
Male employee #1, after long pause: I kind of want her to break me.

Sacramento, California"