Effective Communication.

Overheard Everywhere | I Think I've Heard This Country Song...:

"Guy to girlfriend: If I go to jail for you, you better get your tits done.

Viewmont Mall
Dickson City, Pennsylvania"

Overheard in New York | But He Praised My Ability to Outsource:

"Short NYU girl: It's not fair! Why do I always have to suck his dick? He's your boyfriend.
Tall NYU girl: Well, he said I was really bad at it.

--Starbucks"