Joe Rogan is the only thing that makes Twitter worthwhile. Straight genius, no chaser.

How's Taste My Tweet Tweet? Mixed Martial Arts on Twitter for the 3rd Week of July - Bloody Elbow:

""Drinking a vodka cranberry that's making love in my brain with the pot cookie I ate an hour ago. Dance you monkey" -Joe Rogan, was so high he stole some girl's drink.

"Just saw a cool looking dude rocking the fanny pack at starbucks. We exchanged thumbs up. I was gonna hug him, but I panicked"- Joe Rogan

"With a group of friends at the Orleans in Vegas watching chicks beat the shit out each other in an all womans MMA promotion... Its called tuff n uff. Its odd watching chicks hammer each other in the face.... I respect their desire to compete, and I appreciate them as athletes, but there's still a part of me that thinks they just need a hug... That's the part of me I call my hypocritical sexist douche side." - Joe Rogan, Gina Carano does not approve of this message."