Sunday, March 29, 2009

UFOs, bikinis and funky shoes!

Finally, a religion I can get behind...

Kidding, of course. They're all insane. Because really, there's no difference between UFOs and cloning and, say, the talking snake and walking on water.

Say it with me again, folks... the only difference between a cult and a religion is time and money. That's what determines mainstream acceptability.

But check out those shoes!

Raëlism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
"Raëlism, or The Raëlian movement, is a UFO religion founded by a former French sports-car journalist and test driver named Claude Vorilhon.

Raëlians believe that Vorilhon, who is known by the movement as Raël, received special knowledge and instruction for mankind from the creators of life on Earth, human-like extraterrestrials called Elohim whose technology enabled them to appear as 'angels' or 'gods' in the eyes of ancient people. Raëlians believe that previous visitation from Elohim sparked the founding of many major religions humanity knows today."

In other news, the Japanese Jehovah's Witnesses stopped by again yesterday. They are a dedicated lot. I am unfailingly kind and polite to all comers, cause hey, everybody's walking a tough road - but flipping through their Awake! magazine they left... wow, is that some fucking retarded nonsense.


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