Thursday, December 29, 2005

Tough girl.

Under the Wagon: Dichotomy:
"The Management hereby announces the penalties for the following statements:

'Deep down, you're not that tough.' 'You only act all hard-bitten to keep people from getting close to you.' 'I know that underneath it all you're a softy.'

Penalty: I stab you in the eye with a fork

'Jesus, you really don't have any feelings at all, do you?' 'You just hate romance and love and anything nice.' 'You're not interested in a normal relationship.'

Penalty: Either a nut-slap or a titty twister, depending on gender."

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