And a little child shall lead them.

Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: I Am a Japanese School Teacher:

"Even the teacher was baffled by this, so they called me over to help. 'Well, resurrection means when someone who's died comes back to life.' I explained to the student. He nods in understanding. 'Okay,' he says, 'now, who's this Jesus character?' Again, Christmas in Japan is all about the man in the big red suit. 'Well, Jesus was a man...' I start to say. Before I can even finish my sentence, the boy looks up and me and says 'Oh! So, Jesus was a zombie then?'

........................................................Yes.

Puts an entirely different spin on the Good Book, don't it? "