My kinda role model.

Under the Wagon:

"I drink a lot. I’m probably drinking right now. Unless I’m having sex or something. In which case I’m probably drunk.

According to major studies, I drink more alcoholic beverages in a month than 93% of the population. Why? Because I can‘t stand 93% of the population.. Booze is my friend. Not only does it make people attractive (and myself invincible) it’s also provided me countless opportunities to make an ass of myself."