Thursday, October 31, 2013

Today's Internets - "He-Man is more powerful than Jesus Christ."










"Alyssa Milano was on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson and she confirmed that she made a sex tape. At first, she tells Ferguson she destroyed it ("burned it"), but then admits that it might be out there somewhere. She says it was in her early 20s. So if you had sex with Alyssa Milano between December 19th, 1992 and December 18th, 1997, please collect all your VHS tapes and begin throwing them in and pressing fast forward until you find it. If you do not have a VHS player, here is a link to every VHS player available on Ebay. They are inexpensive and this is your civic duty."


Religion in the 1980s and its particular variation of being totally fucking nuts.  Remember kids, Yoda has three fingers, which means Satan is Lord. -  Seven insane minutes of people explaining how '80s toys are satanic
"Dear fellow children of the '80s — remember how we all turned into Satanists? If only we had listened to author Phil Phillips and Pastor Gary Greenwald back then, two men who realized the demonic agenda in everything from He-Man to the Smurfs. Someone assembled this video of their greatest hits, and it is mesmerizing. My favorite bits: Darth Vader looks almost exactly like the Norse god Odin • Dungeons & Dragons "game pieces" scream when you set them on fire! • Smurfs are blue with black lips... just like corpses..."






Robin seems different.  Donnah Pham - Timeline Photos
"Hello to Batman's new sidekick!! Happy Halloween everyone!!!"

Batman approves.

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