Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Today's Internets - "You'd be surprised how far that gets you."

It could be true.  You don't know.  FML: my dad's conspiracy theory …
"Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted "false flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML"

If we surround ourselves with people who are successful, who are forward-moving, who are positive, who are focused on producing results, who support us, it will challenge us to be more and do more and share more. If you can surround yourself with people who will never let you settle for less than you can be, you have the greatest gift that anyone can hope for." - Anthony Robbins, Unlimited Power

"The Royal Family is an antiquated, in-bred, and corrupt institution—a money-suck that steals up to $50 million each year from British taxpayers and repays them only with photos of a prematurely balding William doing shit like this. " 

"The first rule of Fight Club? Well, Chuck Palahniuk broke that rule at San Diego Comic Con this year. He announced he is in the early stages of making a Fight Club sequel. The interesting part? It’s going to be a graphic novel...  It will likely be a series of books that update the story ten years after the seeming end of Tyler Durden.   Nowadays, Tyler is telling the story, lurking inside Jack, and ready to launch a come-back.  Jack is oblivious.  Marla is bored.  Their marriage has run aground on the rocky coastline of middle-aged suburban boredom.  It’s only when their little boy disappears, kidnapped by Tyler, that Jack is dragged back into the world of Mayhem. "

“Hello, old man! I was just playing my bass at a volume that’s unreasonable! Can you give me some money to buy record with clear warning labels?” 
“You ain’t never going to stop me from overly sexualized dancing and dressing like an indigent! LOUD ROCK MUSIC!”
“Showtunes? If I play them backwards, will they make me want to try reefer cigarette marijaunas?” 

Meanwhile, on the internet. 

It's true.  Adrianne Curry always brings it at Comic Con.
" she is as Mileena from Mortal Kombat continuing her trend of portraying sexy fighting game characters presumably because Disney will sue her tits off for going as Slave Leia now."
"Former Top Model winner Adrianne Curry returned to Comic Con 2013 in San Diego this year to defend her title as the Best Girl Who Walks Around In Really Tight Outfits With Her Tits Partially Hanging Out To Tease Those Poor Nerds So They Can’t Stand Up For The Next 20 Minutes, and judging by the photos she posted to her Twitter account, she was successful. Adrianne had several costumes this year, including Mileena from Mortal Kombat and Psylocke from the X-Men, but like all good parties, Comic-Con eventually ended and Adrianne was forced to go back to her day job of nothing."

Classic Slave Leia.

"One film, two characters, four actors. These first designs for X-Men: Days of Future Past go one step beyond typical character posters."

1 comment:

  1. Sign up Adrianne for the next X movie. I read a book, you might enjoy: the Untold History of Marvel Comics. Great insights into the business side of Marvel. Highly recommended, especially for any Marvel Zombie (which I once was). Cheers!