You can do drugs and bang pornstars, but don't insult their fevered egos.

CBS axes Two and a Half Men after Sheen insults | Reuters:

"Television network CBS on Thursday canceled production of its top-rated comedy "Two and A Half Men" for the rest of the season after star Charlie Sheen unleashed an expletive-filled attack on the show's producer.

The decision came days before Sheen, the highest-paid actor on U.S. television, was due to return to the set following his third stint in rehab in 12 months.

Production of "Two and a Half Men" was suspended in January when Sheen, 45, was persuaded to seek help after a wild 36-hour party at his home that ended with him being hospitalized.

In an interview on a syndicated radio program and in remarks to celebrity website TMZ.com, on Thursday Sheen called "Two and A Half Men" producer and co-creator Chuck Lorre a "charlatan (who) chose not to do his job," a "piece of s***" and a "stupid, stupid little man...""