"Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones is the worst thing ever made by a human. Except for the bagpipes. Why is it so bad you ask? ...the answer involves every single thing in the film. Except for Natalie Portman's midriff. ...It was at that moment when you left the theater that you learned to never trust your own judgement again. To live the rest of your life plagued with doubt and mistrust of everything and everyone. And that the nightmare of your life had just begun."
His equally astute Phantom Menace review is here.
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