Demure, quiet, polite Japanese.

Nope.

Overheard in the Office | I Rented It Out to a Family of Four:

"(in a crowded elevator there is a brief, unidentifiable noise)
Co-worker #1 (in Japanese): Keiko*, did you just fart?
Co-worker #2 (in Japanese): Well, my asshole *is* kind of loose lately.
(all Japanese in elevator burst out laughing)
Co-worker #2: What?

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Minivet"