I've got to find ways to work the phrase "like throwing a battery at a dying hobo" into conversations.

Hilarious, via comedian Patton Oswalt:

I'm not a huge fan of "so bad it's good". 99% of the time it's just something shitty.

But every now and then, every 1% of the time, you get something truly psychotic, wonderful and other-worldly. Like TROLL 2.

I won't describe the plot 'cause it doesn't exist. I won't make fun of the shittiness of the actors because it'd be like throwing a battery at a dying hobo. But I'll warn you not to smoke too much pot before you watch it, or you'll laugh yourself five new assholes.

You've been warned.