Wednesday, March 15, 2006

"And I say that no matter what ails you, the Holy Bible is the best medicine there is."

Poverty-Stricken Africans To Receive Desperately Needed Bibles | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
"More than 60,000 urgently needed Bibles arrived to allay suffering throughout the famine-stricken nation of Niger Friday, in one of the largest humanitarian-relief operations ever attempted by a Christian ministry.

Africans gather in hopes of receiving the Bibles they have hoped for.

'Come rejoice, and feast upon the word of Our Lord, Jesus Christ,' said Christina Clarkson, executive director of the Living Light Ministries of Lubbock, TX. 'Those who were hungry, hunger no more, for the Word brings life.'"

..."You say you're exhibiting the deleterious effects of severe dehydration and chronic malnutrition. And I say that no matter what ails you, the Holy Bible is the best medicine there is."


[It's from The Onion. It only sounds true.]

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