The Tits, Ass and Cuteness Test - "In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!"

I just couldn't help myself, really.

Except for never feeling any attraction to Kate Moss - though when she was caught doing coke it was kinda hot - it's actually probably kinda accurate.

I feel dirty now.

T and A and C test

Skinny and Sexy
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.