"JERUSALEM, Israel - Jesus of Nazareth today formally apologized for hoaxing his own death two thousand years ago. At a conference held for the benefit of victims of religious deaths and wars, he denied rumors that the hoax was staged for insurance purposes.
'They were crazy times, there was a lot of political upheaval - I guess I was shocked that no one saw the funny side of the it. I was just trying to lighten things up. I wasn't trying to prove anything. I'm not that kind of guy. I'm a 'have faith' kind of guy not a 'here's proof' guy.
'Christ, what a misunderstanding,' he concluded, telling reporters that he didn't consider it to be really blasphemous if he used his name as an expletive."
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Jesus Apologizes for Faked Death Hoax
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