Friday, July 18, 2008

Solid relationship advice.

Overheard Everywhere | It'd Be a Match Made in Heaven If She'd Only Stop Stealing My Watch:
"Girl: Who are you dating now?
Guy: I don't know if you'd call it dating, but I met a stripper that comes over around midnight, gets me high, sucks my dick, we fuck, I fall asleep and when I wake up, she's gone.
Random eavesdropper: Dude, marry that bitch!

Open Bar
San Diego, California"

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