"It's a quarter after Judas"

articles : Jesus Junk: My Take on Christian Memorabilia : Youthworker Journal:

"I own a rather large collection of Jesus stuff. I have 3D Jesus pictures, Jesus nightlights, and a coffee mug that looks black until you pour hot coffee in it, and then Jesus magically appears on the side.

My mother-in-law bought me a Jesus wristwatch for Christmas one year. I loved it. Jesus was in the middle with the names of the twelve disciples at the numbers.

'Hey Steve, what time is it?'

'It's quarter after Judas.'"