Wait for it...

Minter Is Coming: "A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline. "

Still funny.

 NYPD Cop Says He Was Racially Profiled, Assaulted And Wrongfully Arrested By Other Cops | The Free Thought Project: "According to former NYPD officer Harold Thomas, he is no longer with the police force after an incident involving a fight with 3 other officers outside of a nightclub that Thomas was leaving. Thomas believes that he was racially profiled and that the situation escalated because he was black and he was not in uniform. According to Thomas, he was approached by three white officers who stopped him because he allegedly fit the description of a “shots fired” call. He said that next he politely answered the officers questions, showed them his ID and let them know that he was also a cop. “I showed them both my ID and said I am Detective Harold Thomas,” he told reporters. “[The third cop] spins me around, slams my head on the roof of my car, made a dent in the car, grabbed me by the seat of my pants, throws me head first,” Thomas said. Thomas told reporters that more officers showed up at that point, including a lieutenant, who allegedly participated in the assault...  “I said lieutenant can you take these cuffs of me, but he mushed me in the face and almost knocked me down,” he said. Thomas was then arrested and charged with assaulting and officer, resisting arrest and DUI. The charges against Thomas were instantly dropped, but he was so turned off by the experience that he had with other police that he was forced to retire."

 Oops.  'Don't Jerk And Drive' Campaign Pulled: "Jerking isn't a joke and they know it. Unfortunately for the South Dakota office of Highway Safety, some people think their new safe-driving campaign around the slogan "don't jerk and drive" was a bad idea. The ad campaign, intended to keep people from over correcting and jerking their steering wheels in icy conditions, struck some as offensive because of its allusion to masturbation."

Richard Kadrey's Damn Tumblr: "Richard Ankrom’s Kinky Juxtapositions Of S&M Wear And Cute Ceramic Figurines Childrens’ Pop Culture icons and S&M…who wouldn’t want to see that twisted combination come to life?"