Wednesday, August 27, 2008

New York is a magical city.

Overheard in New York | What's a Nice Wednesday One-Liner Like You Doing in a Place Like This?:
"Conductor on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, this last weekend I went to a club...never again. I walked in, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. I saw a beautiful lady across the bar, went up to her and said, 'Where have you been all my life?' She said back to me 'I think for the first half of your life, I wasn't born.' This is 59th, Columbus circle, have a good day, ladies and gentlemen.

--A Train"

Overheard in New York | Wednesday One-Liners in Clear Heels:
"Girl to friends: Just slap me! Slap me like a Thai hooker, for god's sake.

--115th & Broadway

Overheard by: columbia undergrad"

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