"Black folks not only told you, but tricked you."

Dick Gregory can still work a room. Cracks me up.

"Dick Gregory apologizes to the first Black President

...so I'd tell Bill Clinton, ain't nothing wrong with being black as long as you playin'... but when you try to use it as your address... then I got some serious questions."



"...I'm so tired of all you black folk walking around looking all evil, like that's gonna change something... Looking all mean...

If ya'll had a brother like me, ya'll would really be in trouble."