Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Why Japan is Awesome, part 734.

Three words... Sex. Boot. Camps.

I'm not joking.

Girls get good grip on sex technique at booty boot camp - MSN-Mainichi Daily News:
"Fully 72 percent of OLs -- female office workers -- registered as readers of Weekly Playboy are undergoing some sort of training to make them more proficient at sex, according to the men's magazine.

"Ever since I was in high school, I've been doing exercises to make me tighter. [Since. High. School. - Rob] ..."It was pretty hard to get used to at first, but now I can use my muscles virtually at will. Every guy I've ever done it with says I feel fantastic! That in itself is a wonderful feeling."

...Another 25-year-old explains why she feels it's important to shape-up sexually.

"Nowadays, if you're not good at sex, you're never going to be popular with guys," the building management company employee says. "A woman who can't perform in bed is not going to get by just by being beautiful. Those days are long gone."

...Another woman working for an advertising agency says she belongs to an online group of 20-something women who discuss how to improve their sex techniques.

"We have a meeting once a month where we practice things like BJs, moaning, hip grinding and the like. Each meeting has a theme [of course they do. This is Japan. These will be the most highly organized sex boot camp meetings in history - Rob]and our overall goal is finding out what we need to do to make the man of our dreams get hooked on us," she says..."

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