10AM What I Meant to Say Was I'm Pro Racial Segregation
Girl: I don't know, I just hate it when they mixed the coloreds and the whites.
Random passerby: What?
Girl, loudly: What? Ohhh! I mean Christmas lights! I swear. I like houses that are all decorated the same way.
Friend: Just stop talking.
Girl: I am such a dipshit.
Overheard by: i was confused too
via Overheard in the Office, Jan 10, 2007
11AM No Bereavement Time-Outs in Office Warfare
Female coworker: Did you hear that Bobbi lost her father?
Chorus of 'Awwws' from other coworkers.
Male coworker: Why doesn't she look in her cunt? Everyone else seems to have been in there.
Ruby Tuesday's
Carle Place, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
via Overheard in the Office, Jan 10, 2007
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