I don't remember the military being like this...

2PM At Camp Marion Barry

Military personnel: Adam* looks like hell this morning -- like he was smoking crack all night. Adam, you are a civilian, right?
Adam: Yes.
Military personnel: Ah, then it's alright. You don't get drug-tested like us. Smoke all the crack you want.

Washington, DC

via Overheard in the Office, Nov 30, 2006