I love this joke [disguised as politics.] Or is that politics, disguised as a joke? Or both?

GUNS AND DOPE PARTY POSITION PAPER #23

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching
on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

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THE GUNS AND DOPE PLEDGE

We will never vote for for any candidate who advocates destroying the second amendment or the tenth amendment. We will never, never, NEVER cease or rest in our efforts to abolish Tsarism and restore constitutional democracy in general and especially the first amendment.