Scott Adams w/the funny.

The Dilbert Blog: Steroid Commercial:

"I just heard that sprinter Justin Gatlin - the world record holder for 100 meters - tested positive for testosterone and steroids. I was shocked!

...How happy are the guys who sell illegal steroids? You can’t buy that kind of advertisement. And it sure makes it harder for the just-say-no people. “Kids, don’t do steroids. If you do, you might become the fastest man in the world and have so much poontang and money that. . . I forget my point.”