Hey look! The obvious! [To anyone not confused by the religious right.]

Oh denial, you're so wacky! But we still love you!

And will probably have sex with you.

Sploid: Virgins are boring!:

"A sad new survey proves that very few Christian girls who pledge to remain virgins actually stick to the vow.

Even worse, half of those who make the 'chastity vows' completely deny it when questioned a year later.

'Many teenagers sign such a pledge and then go on to have premarital sex, denying that they ever undertook the vow to remain virginal till marriage,' Earth Times reports today.

'In addition, many who have already indulged in sexual intercourse and then signed such a pledge report their sexual history falsely, making it difficult to accurately gauge how well they keep the pledge.'"