"'There's no more soup in the world,' says me. 'There is only post-9/11 soup.'
'It's true,' says Giblets. '9/11 changed everything - even flavor.'
'Five years ago this woulda tasted like delicious cream of mushroom,' says me. 'But now it tastes like the ever-present threat of terror.'
'There is the tangy zest of war and the aftertaste of militant Islam and the hint of paprika!' says Giblets."
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