Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life?
Marty: Uh... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.
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Debi: You know what you need?
Marty: What?
Debi: Shakabuku.
Marty: You wanna tell me what that means?
Debi: It's a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Marty: Oh, that'd be good. I think.
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Debi: Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
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33 today.
The "Jesus" year, as it were.
Those of you raised in the Christian way know what this means.
Soon, I expect to be denounced by the Pharisees and executed by the Romans.
It could happen.
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