This is too funny, and I kinda recall thinking something similar at the time...
Son of Grok » Blog Archive » Quickie for today: Don’t call me skinny:
"I cannot count the number of times that I have heard the following:“You are too skinny”To be perfectly honest, I am absolutely SICK of hearing this. Sick sick sick. This usually comes from someone overweight too.
“You need to put some meat on you”
“You need to come over so that we can feed you”
Lets get something straight, I am NOT too skinny…
Speaking of unacceptable… when did it become socially acceptable to make a comment to someone like that? Would it be acceptable to respond to someone who tells me “You are too skinny. You need to come over so I can feed you” by telling them “You are too fat. You need to come over so I can put you through a workout and feed you some real food.” No, this would be considered completely out of line."
Out of line, perhaps, but hilarious and totally worth it.