Sunday, November 17, 2013

Today's Internets - "I want you to be nice, until it's time to not be nice."

"Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in? 
Dalton: Philosophy. 
Doc: Any particular discipline? 
Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of shit. 
Doc: Come up with any answers? 
Dalton: Not too many."


"Dalton: Pain don't hurt."








Saturday, November 16, 2013

Training & Food Log.


11/11 - water, fiber powder, coconut water, 30m treadmill walk, Tylenol, coffee, milk, Animal Flex
11/12 - water, fiber powder, coffee, milk, coconut water, chins/dips/30m rebounder, ZMA, Animal Flex
11/13 - water, fiber powder, coffee, milk, Animal Flex, ZMA, Animal Omega, chins/dips/30m rebounder/foam rolling


11/14 - water, fiber powder, coffee, milk, Animal Omega, chins/dips, Animal Flex, ZMA, yogurt, 30m rebounder, V8, foam rolling
11/15 - water, fiber powder, coffee, cream, chins/dips, yogurt, eggs, dips/chins, V8, 20m rebounder/10m light shadowboxing, Animal Flex, ZMA, Animal Omega, foam rolling

Five day modified fast as a digestive reset after the 5-6 month bulking experiment...  call it a moderate success.  Even featuring the "eat all the things" and "drink all the beers" nutrition template.  Put on 20-25lbs since May.  Some muscle - definitely got stronger in the gym, set new PRs - though that's probably as much from smarter, more consistent programming as putting on mass.  In addition to putting on muscle, put on some fat as well, as my expanded waistline attests...


If/when I do another bulk, maybe next fall, I think I'll try and keep the food quality higher.  You know, fewer pizzas, triple cheeseburgers & beers.  It was fun though, I'll admit.

Video Truth.

So a 5 day modified fast this week, and appropriate extremely light workouts...  good because it also gave some injuries [low back, elbow] some much needed recovery time.  Also coming off of lots of junk food and moving into a more responsible eating habit will help eliminate a lot of the inflammatory foods I'm fairly sure are making me a bit more susceptible to injury and slower to recover.


The next three months focused primarily fat loss, with strength, hypertrophy & conditioning all running a close 'tied for second' place.

Fat loss & body composition - More nutrition than exercise, so shifting back to a primal/paleo/LCHF/meat, eggs & veg nutrition plan.  Strict for 6 days a week with a cheat once a week.

Strength & Hypertrophy - 4X a week in the weight room.  Strength base, starting back on the 25th [next week is a light "get back in the groove" in the gym] is Wendler's 5/3/1.  But the minimalist "I'm Not Doing Jack Shit" variation.  The accessory/assistance work is going to be light weight/higher rep hypertrophy focused.  Culled from a lot of sources, most old school Vince Gironda stuff.

Conditioning - 6 days a week shadowboxing and bag work.  Did some light shadowboxing this week and it felt pretty foreign, as if my body forgot how to move in that way.  Hopefully that goes away.  And the big bit is doing that without aggravating my injuries that are hanging around, but hopefully slowly going away.  

Miscellany - yoga, stretching, foam rolling, meditation, swimming.

Onwards.







Friday, November 15, 2013

Today's Internets - Dalek Third Person Fail.

Not just tumblr, but FB, Twitter, the internets, etc - i hate connor kenway, tumblr spreads messages like "i don’t care if my...:
"tumblr spreads messages like "i don’t care if my bad mood and attitude offends you i’m not put on this earth to make you comfortable and happy deal with it" and with the same breath they say shit like "please don’t use these words and names with me they make me uncomfortable and i want you to stop using them also please be nice to me I’m sensitive and don’t touch me""





Talking about yourself in the third person gets you every time.

Also, The Night of the Doctor!




"In the year of Obamacare, NSA spying revelations, DOJ investigation of journalists, politicized IRS treatment of nonprofits, ad nauseum, it's not too surprising that young Americans have lost that shiny, happy feeling about the guy in the White House and his playmates. Likewise, Silicon Valley techies concerned about civil liberties and an open society are very clearly shocked to discover that the politicians who whispered sweet nothings in their ears meant...nothing."






 "...the amount of land devoted to opium poppies in Afghanistan reached an all-time high this year: 209,000 hectares, up 36 percent from last year and 8 percent higher than the previous record, set in 2007...  
That reality reflects a basic problem with the never-ending, always-failing strategy of preventing drug use by attacking supply. Although the UNODC seems to have forgotten, the whole point of eradicating poppies and seizing opium is to drive up prices and thereby discourage heroin consumption. But to the extent that drug warriors succeed in raising prices, they make the business of growing poppies and producing opium more appealing, thereby defeating themselves."

Feeling that.

"This week Jiyu Kokumin Shupansha known for publishing the beloved Japanese language lexicon Basic Knowledge Of Modern Lingo (現代用語の基礎用語), in celebration of their 30th year of awarding the annual The New and Trendy Words Of The Year (新語・流行語大賞) announced the most enduring top ten trendy words for the last three decades...
"① Cabaret Club/キャバクラ (1985)
 ② It’s best to have a healthy husband, who is rarely home/亭主元気で留守がいい (1986)
 ③Sexual Harassment/セクシュアル・ハラスメント 同義語 セクハラ (1988) 
④Old guy girl/オヤジギャル (1990) 
⑤Supporter/サポーター (1993) 
⑥If you really sympathise, give me money/同情するならカネをくれ (1994)
 ⑦The Safety Myth/安全神話 (1995) 
⑧Good luck, Kobe! がんばろうKOBE (1995) 
⑨I want to praise myself/自分で自分を褒めたい (1996)
 ⑩Unequal society/格差社会 (2006)"


 "There are three forces in the world that determine what you feel. These forces are called the Triad. Together, these three patterns create any—and every—emotional state. Whatever you feel, you’re not feeling it because you have to feel it. You’re feeling it because you’ve chosen from the Triad"




"Shirking $30,000 in medical fees for a traditional prosthetic hand, videographer Paul McCarthy built a multi-colored “Robohand” for his son using a friend’s 3-D printer. McCarthy says he spent, “Five, maybe, ten bucks.” HarshLight/FlickrThe boy, 12-year-old Leon McCarthy, was born without fingers on his left hand. Once he turned ten, Paul started searching for an inexpensive and functional prosthetic alternative."


Well played.
JCVD Wins.

"10 years and $900M later, the TSA's behavioral analysis program is a debacle. Here's the US Government Accountability Office on the program: "Ten years after the development of the SPOT program, TSA cannot demonstrate the effectiveness of its behavior detection activities. Until TSA can provide scientifically validated evidence demonstrating that behavioral indicators can be used to identify passengers who may pose threat to aviation security, the agency risks funding activities [that] have not been determined to be effective." Basically, the TSA has spent a decade and nearly a billion dollars reinventing phrenology. I feel safer already."

Sleep is vital - Hidden Caves in the Brain Open Up During Sleep to Wash Away Toxins — PsyBlog: "The research discovered “hidden caves” inside the brain, which open up during sleep, allowing cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) to flush out potential neurotoxins, like β-amyloid, which has been associated with Alzheimer’s disease."


Tim Daly is great.


But this is still the best ep of The Daly Show.





Awesome - ‘My Hero’ by Matt Rhodes