Perspective.

LA Cop “Justified in His Actions” For Ramming and Shooting at Innocent Man During Hunt For Chris Dorn | The Free Thought Project

Sure, but I'm up on the roof with a flashlight every night, and nothing.  Aliens are targeting Welsh people, claims 'abduction victim' - Wales Online: 

"Telepathic aliens are targeting Wales in a bid to harvest our superior genetic material – that’s according to “abduction victim” Hilary Porter. While Hilary’s stories may sound outlandish or unbelievable, she dismisses those who scoff for being closed minded."

Okay, that was pretty funny.