Today's Internets - "My breasts look amazing."

geeksofdoom: ‘RPG Lady Armor’ …when Truth &... - APE IN A CAPE:

They know what they did there.

Funny sloth tshirt trumps gratuitous breast shot, actually.

What in the unholy fuck was this guy thinking? - The Silent Castrati | Chateau Heartiste:
"Many of us have seen examples of this — the silent suffering of the married castrati — in our social circles...  No doubt the husband happily acquiesced to this fun game with his wife, only dimly aware of its dark intimations of his sacklessness...  Why do so many men willfully, even joyfully, put their balls in the vice? Why do they make a spectacle of their emasculation for the hoots and hollers of the entertained public? Why do they revel in their genital dispossession, like some psychologically cleaved Stockholm Syndrome sufferer?"


All of your excuses are completely invalid - Barbie Thomas: inspirational mother who lost her arms aged 2 is now a BODYBUILDER | Mail Online:
"A mother who lost both her arms from an electric shock as a toddler has found a love of bodybuilding. Barbie Thomas, 37, has been competing against able bodied women in bodybuilding for over a decade after a youth crammed full of dance, soccer and swimming competitions. The mother of two says there is little she cannot do. She shrugs off the amount of effort it takes to compete as a body builder and just like any other family, she says raising her two teenage sons is hard work..." 

Barb Thomas Has No Arms and Bodybuilds, What the Fuck Do You Do? | What Would Tyler Durden Do: 
"The story of Barb Thomas, the late 30-something body and fitness competition chick with no arms has been making the media rounds. It’s another one of these deeply inspirational stories that will mostly only make you feel like shit. When your old high school buddy who was always weaker than you tells you he’s now benching more than you at the gym, that’s inspirational. You get your fat ass back to the gym because you dominate that fucker. When a woman with zero arms is doing dead lifts with her shoulder nubs and opening car doors with her feet, that’s just deflating. You will never be as good as her. Never. Just sit on the couch and watch TV until you die. Good work, Barb."