"Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. When the state trooper asks 'Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?', Heisenberg just smiles and says, 'No, but I know where I was!'—Laconia Laconia"The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle [from physics] explained here...
...and from the comments, this winner, especially given the next Foreign Service post we'll end up at:
"I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl....and if you don't get that joke, click here.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection,
please don't get an erection...
but she did."
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