"Ron Paul Facts" is pretty damn funny.

Along the line of the old "Chuck Norris Facts" Meme.

Ron Paul Facts -- The Beginning:

"Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconstitutional.
Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter."