Hilarious/QFT - "The Pledge of Allegiance" by The Whitest Kids U' Know.

Considering grades K-8 I went to a Catholic school, in a military town, where we'd raise the flag & say the pledge every morning, with the occasional singing of the Marine Corps Hymn...  Well, I'm just saying it explains a lot, dunnit?  [I never had a fucking chance, did I?]