Fedgov sues Coke because of deadly poison ingredient - caffeine!

As dumb as this might seem to us, I can almost guarantee that the War on [some] drug [users] will seem equally as ridiculous to a couple generations from now.

In 1911, Coca Cola went on trial for being a killer brain tonic:

"In March 1911, a federal lawsuit against Coca Cola (The United States Government vs. Forty Barrels, Twenty Kegs Coca-Cola,) began in Chattanooga. How come? The US government alleged that Coke's added caffeine was a deadly poison.

Nowadays Coca Cola is demonized for causing obesity and dissolving your incisors, but in the early 1900s the US government accused the soft drink of poisoning consumers."