I think about stabbing somebody in the throat with a pen everytime I have to go through ridiculous and ineffective airport security.

I mean, you can kill somebody with a pen fairly easily.

...

I may also have some issues.

Demonstrating TSA futility by stabbing dead pigs with pens - Boing Boing:

"An article in The American Journal of Forensic Medical Pathology entitled 'Use of a pig model to demonstrate vulnerability of major neck vessels to inflicted trauma from common household items' describes all the ways you can stab people with stuff you're allowed to take through airport security, like pens and plastic knives."